10: Buy or Die!
9: Needle in the red!!
8: What a rush!
7: Functional in all aspects.
6: Strong pulse.Weak constitution
5: Yawn....
4: Shallow breathing detected
3: Faint heart beat only
2: Rendered Unconcious!
1: Make this a Frisbee
0: Beer Coaster material

Details:

9-10 albums - Buy or die propositions. Classics/essentials/must haves
8-8.9 albums - Killer listen. Questionable filler is only concern.
7-7.9 albums Solid, very well played album. Some song writing issues at times. Could either promise much or doesn't quite hit the mark. Well worth your time.
6-6.9 albums - Most likely a disappointing affair. Has moments of brilliance but lacks consistency. Weaker song writing would be a real issue.
5-5.9 albums - Has some rare positive aspects, but is too inconsistent and probably devoid of anything memorable.
4-4.9 albums - Barely breathing at this point. Lacks strength in all major areas of heavy music.
3-3.9 albums - Pure drivel really. Bad songs, bad sound, bad band.
2-2.9 albums - Utter rubbish. Way off being anything more than making up the numbers.
1-1.9 albums - Devoid of all essential heavy music qualities. Cure for Insomnia!!
0-0.9 albums - Complete Bollocks. So bad its unlistenable. Can only be worthy of Beer Coaster material.