Pyro: First of all thanks for your time Dave. PyroMusic is eternally grateful for the chance to pick at your very interesting brain. Just some quick questions to start off. Best and worst gig you've been to?
Dave Slave: judas priest was the best and every black metal gig was the worse
Pyro: Best and worst gig you've played?Dave Slave: best sad-ex was at the globe at newtown and the worse was at selinas (when krisses amp blew up on the first note)
Pyro: Favourite International bands?
Dave Slave: i like heaps of musik ranging from al di meola to motley crue to pink floyd so this ones hard to answer i like so many music styles (not hip hop missy idiot bullshit eminem crap ),only real forms of music created by muso,s
Pyro: Favourite Aussie bands?
Dave Slave: angels and midnight oil the list goes on
Pyro: Favourite Albums of 2004?
Dave Slave: fukk i hav,nt taken notice of anything this year ???????????
Pyro: Most hated International bands?
Dave Slave: almost every black metal band (sooky dainty crap)
Pyro: Most hated Aussie bands?
Dave Slave: sadistik exekution (mental bastards)...
Pyro: Worst albums of 2004?
Dave Slave: fukk 2
Pyro: Number of CDs you own?
Dave Slave: 9
Pyro: Musical influences?
Dave Slave: flamenco- jazz -good metal (iron maiden slayer)classical guitar players such as john williams!
Pyro: Past/current bands/projects?
Dave Slave: sadistik crap is a past project and my serious musik is doomed and disgusting and digital fiction (which is light years ahead of planet earth )
Pyro: Unsigned/Independent band(s) you'd like to plug?
Dave Slave: no i dont care about any unsigned bands! because they come and go ,in the last 15 years iv,e been watchin bands (many good ,most crap) most of these buggers dont exist for too long (half assed)if a band or artist was meant to be they would stick with it !!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Outside of letting your clear insanity run rampant 24/7, what keeps you happy and entertained?
Dave Slave: girls and heaps of girls!! i also sit around practicing guitar or voo doo drum patterns for hours!
Pyro: Has the initial fan response to Sadistik Exekution's recently unleashed Fukk II been as you'd hoped, likewise sales?
Dave Slave: yes unfortunately its doin good <which pisses me off because the record cuntpany absorbs most the cream!
Pyro: You know Sad Ex fans really want to see some live shows in support of Fukk II, as a general response to 'Why won't Sadistik Exekution be playing live again?' you say..?Dave Slave: why cant humpty dumpty be put back together again ????? i am to busy with doomed and disgusting and auditioning for some acting roles in feature films (no time for small time projects )
Pyro: Do you shed?
Dave Slave: when im dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Would you care to give us a rundown on your current releases and what's on the horizon for Dave Slave? Will there be a Fukk III?
Dave Slave: sad-ex albums only exist if i write them -and i wont i dont want to look back at a diary of diohrea. when im 99 and every page has sad-ex crap in it ,anyway i will create musix more extreme than sad-ex in future ,its possible i know the formula.
Pyro: How many David Hasselhoff albums do you own?
Dave Slave: nil
Pyro: Have you had any recent or interesting run-ins with the law you'd care to share with us?
Dave Slave: no i kill people legally using witchcraft (legal murder )no one seems to have a problem with it
Pyro: While on the topic of the law, have you formed any strong opinions on the topic of people downloading albums from the internet, and sharing with others music in their cd collections?
Dave Slave: if people download songs for personal enjoyment (im ok)if people bootleg doomed and disgusting for market purposes ,they will become very ill(its out of my control
Pyro: You've clearly got a very clean mouth and release very family-friendly material. Being that a lot of music floating around in the ear-bleeding genre of metal contains material that sometimes offends people, do you find it hard to maintain such angelic Artwork, Music, Lyrics and Album titles?
Dave Slave: sorry this is dave slave here ,who just created a cd called fukk ,not some poofy boyband black metal artist !!!!!!
Pyro: Do you enjoy cooking? I do. I also love watching Iron Chef. Yes indeed.
Dave Slave: yes i like cookin hot vomit or flat head head soup or dog poo stew (yum would you like fries with that )
Pyro: Has the though ever crossed your mind to attempt to invent some kind of device that would allow your fellow band members to slow down time while playing on stage so they'd be able to keep up with your inhuman playing speeds?
Dave Slave: i slow down for sad-ex anyway thats why im not doin this snail metal anymore!
Pyro: Tear.
Dave Slave: what the fukkkkkkkk!!!!
Pyro: As we come towards the end of this interview, do you have anything to say to your fans?
Dave Slave: yeh fukk off we don,t want you to like us ,get a life or a death certificate you losers!! we dont like us ,so why should you you cunts !we have a message for you all on death fukkin mental (first 40 seconds of listening will sort you cunts out)
Pyro: And that's about it. I've just got one more question. What are your thoughts on Bob Saget?
Dave Slave: who????????????????????who,s bob faget
Pyro: Thanks for your time mate. Have a good one.
- Pyro
